the e-coli

an e-zine of infectious humour, innuendo, fiction, gossip, malice, bull, rants, and rumour for and about Malaspina University-College faculty and administrative cultures

Proctalgia fugax saepe alarum est.  (Marsupial the Younger, Epigrams, V, lvii)
[A fleeting pain in the ass is often a wake-up call]


Volume I, Number 1 (Summer 2000)

Volume I, Number 2 (August 2000)

Volume I, Number 3 (January 2001)

Volume II, Number 1 (May 2001)


See you now--
Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth;
And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
With windlasses and with assays of bias,
By indirections find directions out.


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The E-Coli e-zine is maintained by Ian Johnston, a faculty member at Malaspina University-College.  The opinions  expressed in it do not represent the official views of anyone at all, least of all him.  The material published in electronic form here is in the public domain (unless otherwise indicated by some copyright sign or other).